As many will soon realize from my blog posts, I have an absolute fascination and somewhat obsession with vintage and retro ephemera. This especially includes vintage photos, postcards, magazines and advertisements. I’m always collecting and adding to my personal collection. Here’s a sampling of vintage print ads that I discovered online that are so bad in today’s standards, that it makes them great. Make sure you check out the hilarious video at the bottom of this post.

Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere






Schlitz Some day all beer cans will open this easy

you may think she's just your gal...

more doctors smoke camel than any other cigarrette






feminine hygiene lysol

happy cause they eat lard

And as a bonus..here’s a TV ad for all you swingers. LMAO!!





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  1. Nick Phillips posted the following on August 23, 2007 at 7:31 pm.

    Simply hilarious how those old ads are done but you’re right, they seem absolutely great in this day and age.

    Reply to Nick Phillips
  2. kat posted the following on August 24, 2007 at 3:39 pm.

    yes Nick..outrageous and funny..I’ve been coming across more and more of these vintage ads. Will post some more in the future.

    Reply to kat
  3. Nick Phillips posted the following on August 26, 2007 at 9:49 pm.

    Looking forward to more of these ads :)

    Reply to Nick Phillips
  4. chris posted the following on August 28, 2007 at 11:47 am.

    These are great! so funny!

    Reply to chris
  5. mooster posted the following on September 30, 2007 at 3:02 pm.

    Ah, lard; is there anything it can’t do?

    Reply to mooster
  6. erin posted the following on October 7, 2007 at 11:02 am.

    Like the Lysol one, reminds me of what I’ve heard before of Barbara Bush.

    Reply to erin
  7. spider posted the following on October 9, 2007 at 7:43 am.

    The lard ad isn’t real. It’s from an “adult comic” in Britain called Viz.

    Reply to spider
  8. Michael posted the following on October 9, 2007 at 10:44 am.

    Wonderful Ads I ended up scanning in a bunch of vintage ads from Time Magazine last week and added a few to my flickr account. If anyone is interested in seeing more, please feel free to visit my set @ http://www.flickr.com/photos/53113239@N00/sets/72157602171955833/

    Reply to Michael
  9. amy posted the following on October 14, 2007 at 1:28 pm.

    Very funny :) Those are great.

    Reply to amy
  10. kittykat posted the following on October 21, 2007 at 6:13 am.

    wow… blow on her face and she’ll follow you anywhere- I’m out of words. not sure if I should laugh or throw up

    Reply to kittykat
  11. Izabael DaJinn posted the following on October 23, 2007 at 12:16 am.

    Prophylaxis…bet sales went up as soon as they started calling them condoms. Then at least people could spell it.

    Reply to Izabael DaJinn
  12. EH posted the following on October 25, 2007 at 8:32 am.

    Lard advert is a spoof created by English comic “Viz”

    Reply to EH
  13. mirthquake posted the following on October 26, 2007 at 5:54 am.

    Very funny, love the Swing Wing. “They Are Happy Because They Eat Lard” is however, a spoof from Viz, a UK Comic.

    Reply to mirthquake
  14. ELP posted the following on December 11, 2007 at 7:38 pm.

    Those are great! Too funny.

    Reply to ELP
  15. Marty Weil posted the following on January 4, 2008 at 11:15 am.

    The worst offender I’ve run accross is an ad with the headline: Personal to Fat Girls, which featured an ad for vintage diet pills. Check it out on my ephemera blog. Growabrain linked to the Personal to Fat Girls post, bringing attention to how bad some of vintage ad copy could be. Yours are great examples, too.

    Reply to Marty Weil
  16. Snarius posted the following on January 18, 2008 at 7:59 am.

    Now I want a swing wing. One for my rowboat pal as well.

    Reply to Snarius
  17. camr posted the following on February 24, 2008 at 2:01 pm.

    there was a web page with ads like these and other funny stuff…but i can’t find it…

    Reply to camr
  18. Michael Behnken, MS, CSCS posted the following on June 11, 2008 at 12:22 am.

    These are great but I remember when I was a kid they had a Marlboro billboard with a mechanical cigarette which went to the man’s mouth.

    That was horrendous by today’s standards.

    Reply to Michael Behnken, MS, CSCS

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